The soft, ring-spun cotton of this t-shirt is also long-lasting. With a classic fit and seam-free body, you'll want to wear it every day. 100% soft ring-spun cotton (Sport Gray is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Dark/Navy Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton.) Modern classic fit Tubular body Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems Taped neck and shoulders Ribbed collar Wash cool, hang dry or tumble dry low Cool iron inside-out

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A quirky, dry-humor graphic styled like a taped-up vintage polaroid, showing a tiny swimming cell as the "old photo" of the wearer. The joke is a play on origin stories: everyone starts as a microscopic swimmer, so the baby-picture gag goes one step further back than usual. The polaroid frame and hand-lettered caption give it a nostalgic, scrapbook feel. The humor is a science-nerd, family-friendly-adjacent kind of wit, more clever than crude, which makes it easy to wear and easy to gift. Perfect for: Dad-joke and pun lovers Biology and science-humor fans Gag gifts for new parents or dads Quirky, conversation-starting tees Suggested tagline: "Everyone has a starting point.